My baby is angry because she wants to eat…

…which would be easy, as the teat is literally in her mouth. Trouble is, she also wants to play wit her toy and her dad happens to exist, so she can’t eat because she needs to play but can’t play because she is SO HUNGRY, but she can’t eat because her toy is SO FUN! And also dad is SO FUN, but if he wants to interact she cries because she is SO HUNGRY. AND SO BORED. AND ALL HER FEELINGS ARE IN CAPS-LOCK. So she grunts, kicks the arm of my chair (RIP new chair, it was a fun four months), cries, arches and turns her head while still clamped down on my tit. Send help. :)) via /r/NewParents https://ift.tt/PksFhoC